Melvin, tocilara care adulmecă, este prinsă de

"Ew!" Melvin, that little buck-toothed, four-eyed, balding, little shrimpy, two-inch-peepee-having

nerd is sniffing through piles of popular girls' icky underwear.

He's going through their lockers, pulling underwear out and sniffing them, kissing them

and worshipping them.

He's in heaven with all these dirty underpants, making all sorts of perv-boy noises, and whimpers